So I just rewatched some scenes from the avengers, so I came up with a speech that Thor could give to bring Loki home. I mean, Loki is just a lost soul right? You know the way then you can bring him home.
The original speech was: “You give up the Tesseract. You give up this poisonous dream. You come home.”
Not so effective since Loki refused right way.
He should have given a longer one like this: “You give up the Tesseract. You give up this poisonous dream. You come home. Brother, I’d wish for us to live together. I’ve missed so too much. I’d let no one touch you but me. I’d give you a big hug then I’d give you a kiss. Taking your hand, I’d lead you to our chamber as you undressing yourself and I’d lay you down. Then I’d put my hammer on you. So we can have an angry bloody sex through night. …”
Well, that’d work.
I am considering rigging my browser to do this automatically. To drive myself insane.
Wait a second. I’ve seen this gif plenty of times before, but I just realised that the picture on the back wall is pole dancing loki holy shit.
(Source: hulkling)
- The L’Oreal brothers
- Male Katniss
- The green special snowflake who’s always pissed off
- Captain ”my skintight suit will make you feel uncomfortable”
- Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist
- The chick who got added in to make everything look less gay
- Robin
- HE SHOULDN’T HAVE DIED
- The Angry Pirate
